we must unite everyfurry !! unite i say !!!

COCO CHANEL queen of all the furry universe wiff a special announcement for all my loyal woofie and kitty subjects, there have been sightings of this furry creature for thousands of years. . . . . .our elders call him.....CLAWFART.........

hes taller than the average tree rat the records suggest he is about 1 foot in height, a menace to society and you definately dont want to run into him at night...... he is a terrible experiment gone wrong ...... an accident that escaped the NASA headquarters here in houston texas and seems to come out of hiding when his blood thirst gets the best of him........

though the name of the beast has changed throughout the years and from county to county they all share the same characteristics...... unquenchable thirst for doggie flea blood and adult science diet (chicken and rice) kibble.........those evil tree rats have been trafficking their fleas to our yard in hopes that he is lured to fight their battle but we awaits this menace with eager but cautious feelings...... we has only heard of him in whispers in the night from our elders . . . . . . . .

we shall prepare for this evil abomination .. . . . . will you join us in our quest to finally catch this evil predator !!!!!!! if we stick together we can conquer him at last !!!!! whos wiff me !!!

TOOT !!! TOOT!!