** have a torrid one night stand wiff a street mutt.
**try to understand that the cat is from venus and I am from mars
**i will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener
**take time from my busy schedule to stop and smell the hiney's
** always scoot before licking
**grow opposable thumbs, break into the pantry and decide for myself how much food is TOO much
** i will NOT chase the damned stick unless i see it LEAVE HIS HAND!!!!!!!!!!!
** after your human has watched a particularly disturbing horror film, stand by the hall closet and then slowly back away growling and bark once or twice shivering wiff anger.whatever you do DO NOT TAKE YOU EYES AWAY FROM THE DARK EMPTY CLOSET!!!
until next time everyfurry
bella pibble sugars