dear beloved fur friends
brinksey winksey pudding pie is here wiff the tootiest and funniest story that has ever been told.
well our mommish does not think it to be furry funnish. so........
the story begins on a hot and humid texas night. the smell of yummy pibble toots in the air gently put the pawrents to a deep sleep. tee hee hee. at about 2 or three in the morning as everyone enjoyed a good nights dream, a lost and hungry hammy crawled about on a bed enticed by the smell of egg toots eminating from a furry elephant looking animal. a blood curling scream was heard throughout the neighborhood as mr hammy made his way to the heavenly smell....mr hammy pooped with the frights and ran to the corner of the bed and waited for his death. the fat ellie immediately jumped into action and corner mr hammy. mr hammy was surprised to find this huge furry monster quite gentle and did not try to eat mr hammy. he just sat there between his pawrents and mr hammy. minutes which seems like hours passed by and to mr hammys delight his mommish appeared at the door. she scooped up mr hammy and gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek and took him back to his home and his foodables and to the safety of his hammy cage. the end.
the mommish here, needless to say that story as told by mr brinks is not exactly how i viewed it. i was dead asleep when i felt heavy,cold furry feet crawling up my arm at two in the morning. im a light sleeper and i can still feel its nails as it ran up my arm. i immediately jumped up, grabbed my baby and turned against the wall which is where i heard a thump as i had thrown my arm up in the air. i come face to face with a rat looking critter staring back at me from my pillow. i screamed some more and ran out the room. my husband right at my heels which did'nt help my hysteria one bit. thankfully brinks sprung into action right away and negotiated with mr hammy to stay put until we got the landlord to come retrieve her pet. it took us a couple of minutes to let our hearts slow down enough to realize it was not a huge gigantic baby eating rat but the lost hamster the landlord had been telling us about a couple of days before. needless to say i almost went into early labor and everyone but me thought it was the most hilarious sight to see to watch a seven and a half pregnant woman run for her life in the middle of the night. anywoo this was not a planned postie brinksey just HAD to share the funnies wiff our dwb family. so enojoy the picture of mr hammy up there hopefully their wont be any more of his pictures in our bloggy in the future. tee heee hee