Saturday, August 18, 2012

mommy's heart attack....and mr hammy

dear beloved fur friends
brinksey winksey pudding pie is here wiff the tootiest and funniest story that has ever been told.
well our mommish does not think it to be furry funnish. so........


 the story begins on a hot and humid texas night. the smell of yummy pibble toots in the air gently put the pawrents to a deep sleep. tee hee hee. at about 2 or three in the morning as everyone enjoyed a good nights dream, a lost and hungry hammy crawled about on a bed enticed by the smell of egg toots eminating from a furry elephant looking animal. a blood curling scream was heard throughout the neighborhood as mr hammy made his way to the heavenly smell....mr hammy pooped with the frights and ran to the corner of the bed and waited for his death. the fat ellie immediately jumped into action and corner mr hammy. mr hammy was surprised to find this huge furry monster quite gentle and did not try to eat mr hammy. he just sat there between his pawrents and mr hammy. minutes which seems like hours passed  by and to mr hammys delight his mommish appeared at the door. she scooped up mr hammy and gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek and took him back to his home and his foodables and to the safety of his hammy cage. the end.
the mommish here, needless to say that story as told by mr brinks is not exactly how i viewed it. i was dead asleep when i felt heavy,cold furry feet crawling up my arm at two in the morning. im a light sleeper and i can still feel its nails as it ran up my arm. i immediately jumped up, grabbed my baby and turned against the wall which is where i heard a thump as i had thrown my arm up in the air. i come face to face with a rat looking critter staring back at me from my pillow. i screamed some more and ran out the room. my husband right at my heels which did'nt help my hysteria one bit. thankfully brinks sprung into action right away and negotiated with mr hammy to stay put until we got the landlord to come retrieve her pet. it took us a couple of minutes to let our hearts slow down enough to realize it was not a huge gigantic baby eating rat but the lost hamster the landlord had been telling us about a couple of days before. needless to say i almost went into early labor and everyone but me thought it was the most hilarious sight to see to watch a seven and a half pregnant woman run for her life in the middle of the night. anywoo this was not a planned postie brinksey just HAD to share the funnies wiff our dwb family. so enojoy the picture of mr hammy up there hopefully their wont be any more of his pictures in our bloggy in the future. tee heee hee

19 comments:

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD Brinksy Winksey that is the mostest HILARIOUS story I EVER did hear. I would have LOVED to have been there to see it all.

I am glad that Mr. Hammy is back where he belongs and that everybuddy is once again... HAPPYISH and able to enjoy your fragrant toots.

Cupcake said...

I'm so sorry but I laughed so much reading this post. I'm sorry you got scared but of all the places for Mr. Hammy to go, of course it had to be in your bed, on you, in the middle of the night. I'm glad you and Mr. Hammy are doing well.

Finn said...

OMD!!! That was a funny story! I would have been squealing too! Hope everything is calmer now!

harrispen said...

I guess the positive side of this hilarious story is that the landlords sweet little hamster was found and no doggie ate him. So sorry you were scared to death. I'm sure my reaction would have been exactly the same if a rodent was crawling up my arm in the middle of the night. Thanks for the laugh.

Cindy

Prancer Pie said...

Poor Mommish. We bet there were more than just pibble toots that night! MOL!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

That is the funniest story ever! Thank you for telling us and making us giggle!
love
tweedles

JackDaddy said...

Gives me the shivers just to READ about it!!

Berts Blog said...

Gosh we are so glad it didn't scare the baby out....but it was a funny story.

Love
Bert

Molly The Wally said...

We are glad Mr. Hammy went back home but sorry we laughed out loud at the antics of your peeps. Have a wonderful Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Weenie killed a mouse once. Glad he wasn't there or Mr Hammy would he histoery. If was a very funny sto9ry. Mommy hasn'r stopped giggling yet.

{{{huggi}}}............Mona

Lovable Lily said...

OMD, we are laughing so hard over here! What a fright to have happen in the middle of the night. Not only would my Mommy have had a heart attack, butt she would have pee'd her panties too. So she said she is very thankful this didn't happen to her.

At least Mr. Hammy was rescued and returned to his rightful owner in one piece.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

A MilShelb Mom said...

BOL!
~Milly and Shelby

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Y'all are brave! I would have tried to play with Mr. Hammy. Brinks saved you. He is a hero!

sprinkles said...

OMG, I would have freaked out too! lol It would have taken me awhile to get back to sleep, I think.

Pibble said...

It's true - Brinksey is a hero! My dog would have made Mr. Hammy into a breakfast treat... Not good!

Bijou said...

Hi everybuddy,

We are still laughing at your hammie story. Specially our mom cause she had a hammie when she was little and it would get out of its cage at night and go visit her mom while she was reading in bed. So your adventure reminders her of that and how her mom would run screaming just like your mommish did! BOL

Waggles,
Bijou and Banjo

Fred said...

BOL! BOL!!!

PoochesForPeace said...

Oh man that is pretty funny!

Tucker said...

BOL - Momma freaks like that over bats when she is outside at night.

woof - Tucker