we must unite everyfurry !! unite i say !!!

COCO CHANEL queen of all the furry universe wiff a special announcement for all my loyal woofie and kitty subjects, there have been sightings of this furry creature for thousands of years. . . . . .our elders call him.....CLAWFART.........

hes taller than the average tree rat the records suggest he is about 1 foot in height, a menace to society and you definately dont want to run into him at night...... he is a terrible experiment gone wrong ...... an accident that escaped the NASA headquarters here in houston texas and seems to come out of hiding when his blood thirst gets the best of him........

though the name of the beast has changed throughout the years and from county to county they all share the same characteristics...... unquenchable thirst for doggie flea blood and adult science diet (chicken and rice) kibble.........those evil tree rats have been trafficking their fleas to our yard in hopes that he is lured to fight their battle but we awaits this menace with eager but cautious feelings...... we has only heard of him in whispers in the night from our elders . . . . . . . .

we shall prepare for this evil abomination .. . . . . will you join us in our quest to finally catch this evil predator !!!!!!! if we stick together we can conquer him at last !!!!! whos wiff me !!!

TOOT !!! TOOT!!

*a shelby plead*

howdy furryends

the shelby here wiff a most impawtant bloggy post that comes from my heart and ish very most specialest and dearest to me.
do you see the sadness in my eyes above. this was taken a little over a year ago when i was lost and hopeless. i had just given up on myself . the world was an ugly place full of fear and pain.....
lookit me now . . . . . . . just a couple of months later. . . . . . .
above was the very first vet visit..... you see my angels picked me up and little did i know that they had a whole community of angels i had never heard of...... they were called doggie bloggers. it was doggies just like me who had humans who were their secretaries and would tell the whole world about their adventures and how loved they were. apparantly these human and woggie angels heard about the shelbys plight and opened their hearts to me. i has said it before and will continue to say it until my last breath. if it was'nt for my bloggy angels i would NOT BE ALIVE TODAY!!! yes dearest furryends of mine.
this picture above is me actually smiling..... i had never known how to smile before. i had lost and reason to smile until a miracle happened and everyone helped me ... everyone saved me......
some of those very special angels were the slimmer pugs. they raised tons of the green cash for my vet bill and my medies . tons of time was spent by them organizing fun raisers just for little ol shelby. i have seen numerous upon numerous fundraisers that they have organized for special miracles across the blogosphere. now it seems that it is gracie lynn who is in dire need of some love and help. after all that they have done for our furry friends wont you please help me bring the blogosphere together one more time to help some dearest friends who are always willing to help others in need. if its just one dollar . beleive you me i KNOW that one dollar makes a HUGE diffrence. just click on the linky and it will take you to their bloggy. maybe you can also do a shout out on your bloggy about my bloggy and help me spread the word. anyfing would help. i just KNOW if we put our paws to it ANYTHING can be accomplished. so i leaves you wiff my special shelby sugars and send you tons of furry hugs

the shelby

** tooting football ***

howdy ya'll
its been quite the time since we has posted a bloggy but our mommish made sure to make some time today as she had promised us to start making more time to bloggy for us. we cames to an agreement that we would stop our tooting assault on her in the mornings if she would help us bloggy so here we ares.... tee hee hee since we have to now reroute our toots elsewhere here aboves is me and coco chanel (queen of all the furry universe) hatching a evil plan against our most hated rivals.... the north houston treerat gang .........they are notorious for squeakytoy theft, lawnmower jacking, driveby poopings, kibble selling in the black market and flea trafficking among other things.....

since the treerats LOVE football season and are trying desperately to try to takes over our backyard for their ruthless football games we mastermided a plan to sabotage their upcoming game...... we has made a tiny hole in this football and loaded it wiff out most potent toots imaginable. we has held our toots in all the day long and we has unloaded them in this football

buwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

here we is positioning the football just so. . . . . .

we is on the lookout to makes sure that the evil treerats dont notice our plan.....

hurry coco chanel (queen of all the furry universe)........ hurry......

okay we run back before they see us !!!!!

teee heee hee i fink i see some coming

buwahahahahah!!!!

stay tuned as we continue to fight for turf control at the woggie pibble house

we are sure that the first time they throw the football at least 60 pawcent of the treerats will faint wiff the dizziness from our toots...

pibble sugars to all