Tuesday, August 30, 2011

we must unite everyfurry !! unite i say !!!

COCO CHANEL queen of all the furry universe wiff a special announcement for all my loyal woofie and kitty subjects, there have been sightings of this furry creature for thousands of years. . . . . .our elders call him.....CLAWFART.........

hes taller than the average tree rat the records suggest he is about 1 foot in height, a menace to society and you definately dont want to run into him at night...... he is a terrible experiment gone wrong ...... an accident that escaped the NASA headquarters here in houston texas and seems to come out of hiding when his blood thirst gets the best of him........
though the name of the beast has changed throughout the years and from county to county they all share the same characteristics...... unquenchable thirst for doggie flea blood and adult science diet (chicken and rice) kibble.........those evil tree rats have been trafficking their fleas to our yard in hopes that he is lured to fight their battle but we awaits this menace with eager but cautious feelings...... we has only heard of him in whispers in the night from our elders . . . . . . . .

we shall prepare for this evil abomination .. . . . . will you join us in our quest to finally catch this evil predator !!!!!!! if we stick together we can conquer him at last !!!!! whos wiff me !!!



Asta said...

Oh my dog
I'ma little scawe(don't tell anyone,cause I'm a tewwiew and we'we sposed to be feewless,gulp)
I will gafew myself togethew and be bwave and be at youw side in this fight!!! We will find and defeat this monstew and those flees will have to flee along wif him
I'm weady!!!!
smoochie kisses youw comwade in awms

JacksDad said...

Not me! That thing looks skeery!

Two French Bulldogs said...

That is one scary flea-tree rat. Run for the hills if you spot that thing
Benny & Lily

Scooter said...

Wow, I'm in! I'll help, I'll help, I'll help!! Just point me in the right direction and I'll bash 'em. Sounds like a perfect job for all the Munk Mockers I have lined up for my event in the Back to School Bash!! Chipmunks and squirrels are close cousins, so we're gonna be ready for this nasty beast!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Aiiiiiiiiiiieeeee I am gonna furget takin a nap today... Toooo scared that I might DREAM of that EVIL Tooter thingy.
Well, If Asta and Sarge are gonna come and help you.. count me in too... I'll be right BEHIND the two of THEM.

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Count us in. We think the oppossums in our backyard'ums are more scary and we even scareds 'dems.
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi

H Ski said...

Lola is ready to join you. Those things tease all the dogs in our neighborhood.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Whoah...that is one scary dude!!!

Dory, Jakey and Bilbo

Mack said...

Don't ask me why, but in a way Clawfart kinda reminds me of Lilly! BOL!


Asta said...

Hewo deew Guero, Coco chanel the queen of the universe, Brinksie, Bella,Shelby, wee ones and hooman pup cutie,

How awe you today?
I hope it's coolew thewe finally and those wotten stoopid evil flees awe fleeing
I love you
smoochie nitey nitey kisses

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Whoa, dat is a skeery lookin' tree rat and him skeers me more den Irene did but I will helps you get him too!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae