Thursday, August 18, 2011

** tooting football ***

howdy ya'll
its been quite the time since we has posted a bloggy but our mommish made sure to make some time today as she had promised us to start making more time to bloggy for us. we cames to an agreement that we would stop our tooting assault on her in the mornings if she would help us bloggy so here we ares.... tee hee hee since we have to now reroute our toots elsewhere here aboves is me and coco chanel (queen of all the furry universe) hatching a evil plan against our most hated rivals.... the north houston treerat gang .........they are notorious for squeakytoy theft, lawnmower jacking, driveby poopings, kibble selling in the black market and flea trafficking among other things.....

since the treerats LOVE football season and are trying desperately to try to takes over our backyard for their ruthless football games we mastermided a plan to sabotage their upcoming game...... we has made a tiny hole in this football and loaded it wiff out most potent toots imaginable. we has held our toots in all the day long and we has unloaded them in this football


here we is positioning the football just so. . . . . .

we is on the lookout to makes sure that the evil treerats dont notice our plan.....

hurry coco chanel (queen of all the furry universe)........ hurry......

okay we run back before they see us !!!!!

teee heee hee i fink i see some coming


stay tuned as we continue to fight for turf control at the woggie pibble house

we are sure that the first time they throw the football at least 60 pawcent of the treerats will faint wiff the dizziness from our toots...

pibble sugars to all


K9 Katastrophie said...

HEEEHEEE!! Here are some of my toots to make it even more stinky!!!


Asta said...

Boy Oh boy
that is a most bwilliant plan that you and Coco Chanel(queen of all the oonivewse) have come up wif
those twee wats have picked the wong yawd to do theiw evil ..I hope you catch them on camewa all fainting and then you can load them in a big bawwel and buwy it faw away so youw yawdie will be fwee of that poop and fleestuff ..I am giggling as i wite this, tihihihihihi.I love youw expwessions..can't wait to heaw the wesults of the football toootie plan, hehehe
smoochie kisses

pibble said...

So good to have you back! The assault on tree rats is underway!! Just watch out, they're clever little critters...

Princess Patches said...

Hahahahaha! What a great plan! We have loads of treerats too! I think WE need to devise an evil plan for them!

Penny & Patches

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Welcome BACK.... I have missed you MORE than YOU could EVER imagine... and this post is Just the Exact Reason why you are all so DEAR to my Heart!!! BaaaaWAaah

I am so excited about this plan, Oh most beautiful Queen of the Universe, Coco Chanel. It is BRILLIANT. You are soooooo right about EVERYTHING here... especially the Drive by Pooping of the EVIL Ones!!!

I truly LOVE the clever genius behind the words and actions in this plan!!!! SERIOUSLY.. I do. You always make me SMILE and BOL.
Please give your baby two legger and your mom and dad some special SUGARS from your Loving Subject.. Frankie Furter.

Scooter said...

Wow, that's hysterical!! It's a treerat-toot-pigskin-bomb!! Please get some pix of those evil critters getting gassed! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Two French Bulldogs said...

aways good to plan revenge against those tree rats
Benny & Lily

Peppy Sheppys said...

GENIUS! We would like to try this with the CATS.

Sheps w/Pep, Otis & Edgrr

Sagira said...

Nice to see you guys back again! :)

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Welcome back everybody, I has missed all of you so very much! Your plan sounds so devious and evil....and I LUVS it!! I sure hopes dat it works! ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

What a dastardly wonderful Pittie Plan!!

Dory, Jacob and Bilbo