****let the humans teach you a brand new trick. learn it perfectly. when the hoomans try to demostrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
**** draw attention to the hooman. when out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go poo poo.take your time and make sure everyone watches. this works especially well if your hooman forgot to bring the poopy bag.
**** when your hooman calls you back inside , always walk as slowly as possible back to the door.
****when out for a walk , alternate between coughing and choking everytime a strange hooman passes by
****train your hoomans to be patient.when you go out to pee pee sniff around the entire yard as your hooman waits . act as if the spot you choose to go pee pee at will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
****after the hoomans give you a bath, dont let them towel dry you , instead run to their bed , jump up and dry yourself off in their sheets. this works especially well right before bed time.
****wake up twenty minutes before the alarm is set to go off and make the hoomans take you out for your morning pee. as soon as you come back inside give them your most adorable face and fall back asleep. (hoomans rarely can go back to sleep and this will drive them nuts)
and for the naughty woggies . . . . . . .
what do you get when you cross a bull terrier and a shitzu????
tee hee hee hee hee hee
ha roo roo roo roo