Friday, February 19, 2010

Bella's Friday Funnies

**mind games to play on the hooman**
****let the humans teach you a brand new trick. learn it perfectly. when the hoomans try to demostrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
**** draw attention to the hooman. when out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go poo poo.take your time and make sure everyone watches. this works especially well if your hooman forgot to bring the poopy bag.
**** when your hooman calls you back inside , always walk as slowly as possible back to the door.
****when out for a walk , alternate between coughing and choking everytime a strange hooman passes by
****train your hoomans to be patient.when you go out to pee pee sniff around the entire yard as your hooman waits . act as if the spot you choose to go pee pee at will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
****after the hoomans give you a bath, dont let them towel dry you , instead run to their bed , jump up and dry yourself off in their sheets. this works especially well right before bed time.
****wake up twenty minutes before the alarm is set to go off and make the hoomans take you out for your morning pee. as soon as you come back inside give them your most adorable face and fall back asleep. (hoomans rarely can go back to sleep and this will drive them nuts)

and for the naughty woggies . . . . . . .
what do you get when you cross a bull terrier and a shitzu????
tee hee hee hee hee hee
ha roo roo roo roo


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm pretty good at doing many of the things on Bella's pawesome list!

Happy Almost Friday!


houndstooth said...

Hee hee! I think you should write a book! I love all those ideas and if I don't do them, I'm pretty sure another hound around here does! *looks over at Lilac*


Asta said...

Those awe such gweat fwustwations fow hoomans..Bella , you'we vewy clevew..I agwee wif Bunny, you should wite a book, hehehe

Hmm, a bull tewwiew and a shitzu makes an hBO wowd, I'm not allowed to say it, hehehe
smoochie kisses

Sam said...

You guys are so funny! Don't put ideas into Marge's head!

JacksDad said...

Does Bella talk to Jack, cause he does a lot of these already! :)

Kari in Alaska said...

Have you guys been sending Mesa and Baily ideas?

PoochesForPeace said...

this is hilarious!!!!!

Mommyof2girlz/StephD said...

I almost choked my on water after the "let them teach you a trick....." lol, that is so Sookie. These are perfect thanks for sharing :)

pibble said...

"...sniff around the entire yard as your hooman waits..." you forgot the part about "as your hooman freezes because it's mid-winter" or "swelters because it's mid-summer"! :)

Kapitein Haakje said...

hahahahaha super
we gonna try that out!!! bella

El'bow & Hauwii

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH How PERFECT!! I take all these very seriously. These two leggers DO need to be kept under our paws!!! Bella you did a pawfect job on this list. LOVE IT LOVE IT!! A+ POST!! I'm just sayin'.

Rescued Pittie Family said...

How funny! Love it.
Haleigh and Greighson especially love to roll around our bed after a bath.
I have learned to just lock them in the bathroom until they finally give in and allow me to towel dry them off. Then they just run up and down the stairs like maniacs.

Dog Foster Mom said...

Yes, these are all excellent ways to drive your humans crazy. Noelle says thanks for the ideas. Remi already does the "get mom up an hour before the alarm goes off" every morning - I think that one is the worst!

Unknown said...

Bella, you're a genius and hilarious at the same time. Great post, my furiend. I heard rumors that Coco Chanel is the leader in your home. What's up with that?

Amber and Nala said...

I practice these daily. ;) I love it!


Two Pitties in the City said...

I love the part how she purposely chokes when other people are around. So funny, but she can get away with it because she is so beautiful.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Thank you for the giggles!!


Maxmom said...

Hey guys
That was lovely...thanks for a most creative post! They say that laughter is the best are the pharmacist!
We love you.

Bijou said...

Terrific ideas! Thanks.
Banjo loved the toon!


Lorenza said...

Those are great tips!
I am going to put them in practice!
Thanks a lot!
Kisses and hugs

Sagira said...

I have a few of those perfected!